Funny Obama Jokes, yepp Humors

Well, Obama won the race finally. And People will not have any Obama jokes at least for next 4 years but this might be a fallacy if things go unexpectedly. Surfing the web the victory of Obama, I came across some of very funny Obama Jokes. Please, feel free to ponder over these Funny Obama Jokes and Humors.

You might also want to read my previous post on Quotes by Barack Obama here.

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

“I don’t know if you have seen this. It’s everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It’s been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers.” –Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report by a genealogy company, Barack Obama’s great-great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Yeah, that should really solidify Obama’s support among Irish African-Americans raised in Hawaii.” –Conan O’Brien

“Did you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate? Did you see them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like one of those bad local eyewitness news teams. ‘Let’s go to Barack for the weather. Thank you, Hillary.’” –Jay Leno

“Earlier this evening, Barack Obama was in Hollywood at a big fundraiser, a sold-out fundraiser featuring Barbra Streisand singing. $28,500 a ticket. Barbra Streisand was singing. All the big Hollywood stars were there. It featured dinner prepared by the finest Hollywood chefs serving an array of gourmet food. I believe the topic tonight was how John McCain is out of touch with the common people.” –Jay Leno

“And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they’re saying? For the first time he’s starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. Don’t worry. He’s got a plan. He’s going to be to campaigning in Europe.” –David Letterman

Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he’s running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do

“The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC.” –Conan O’Brien

“According to the New York Times, Barack Obama’s campaign is having a hard time meeting their fundraising goals. And they’re pressing their donors for more money. They want more money. In fact, Obama said today, he’s willing to take change. He will now accept change.” –Jay Leno

“Barack Obama, apparently, is so popular in the African town where his father was born that they’ve named a beer after him there. Isn’t that cool? Yeah. The Obama beer is called a ‘Black and Tan and Asian and Caucasian.’ A complicated drink.” –Conan O’Brien

“People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came out a few hours ago, this is true, people in Canada want Barack Obama to be the next U.S. president. That’s what they’re saying. In Canada, yeah. That makes sense, because Obama has the support of Canada’s anti-war voters, as well as Canada’s black guy. He is very excited.” –Conan O’Brien

“To try to steal some of McCain’s thunder, Obama went on the ‘Bill O’Reilly Show’ last night. Anybody catch that? Ooh. I thought O’Reilly was tough, but fair. Cordial. But I didn’t like that he was always checking to see if his wallet was still there.” –Bill Maher

“Italy is designing clothing based on how Barack Obama dresses. And I said, well, yes, that will connect him with the angry working-class voters.” –David Letterman

“After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.” –Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama’s Middle East trip

Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case.” –Craig Ferguson

“Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne Cheney, said that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. … Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney’s connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting, you know who introduced them
in 1650? Bob Dole.” –Jay Leno

You might also want to read my previous post on Quotes by Barack Obama here.

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