Computer Virus List… Humor @ Ekendra's Blog


Computer Virus List

Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:

Ellen Degeneres Virus – Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Titanic Virus – Makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus – Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care

Woody Allen Virus – Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Paris Hilton Virus – Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB

AT&T Virus – Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting

MCI Virus – Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T Virus

Viagra Virus – Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip

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