Engineering College : Place where you’re punished for getting good HSC marks.
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female
qualifies for that title…
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback…
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is…
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one
runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a must…only meant for
sleeping, completing assignemtns & genral TP
Tutions : What you take when you don’t waste enough time….
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with
his own brand of English (“Now you check me our journal.” “You Out get from class.” “Are you Understand, Beta?” )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your
experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group
simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally
copy the readings. from the girls of course…).
2. The Truth about exams….
Timing…when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u slog with
submisisons & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam…
KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life…
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. To be a perfect engg. student ..
1. You shall study only during the preparatory leave.
2. You shall never write assignments yourself.
3. You shall begin writing journals only on the morning of submission.
4. You shall treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. You shall have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. You shall pass GRACEfully.
7. You shall always be an OUTstanding student.
8. You shall give thy attendance without being present…PROXY is a MUST
9. If you can’t convince them , confuse them.
10 You shall start every sentence with a four lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
is it worth it???
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All Clear, Honge All
Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas,
hum hoge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumours:
‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI’
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers :
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% then that college is engineers dream
come true)
Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations
throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers :
Xerox Machine ( Without which assignment completion wouldn’t be possible)
The most important table in an Engineer’s House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue
An Engineer’s favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
