Pirate and Parrot, oops! again 

A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.”

The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.”

Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”

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