Pirate and Parrot
Pirate and Parrot, oops! again
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.”
The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.”
Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”