Ekendra Lamsal

An Engineer, Technocrat, ICT4D Advocate & Web analyst. Blogging since 2001 (on this site from 2004) in various weblogs. Also, in love with Clouds, Internet of Things, Knowledge Management, Web Inclusion & BI.

If Indian movies were to be released by Microsoft, the names of movies shall be as follows:-

Pondering over Microsoft and the bollywood movies, similarities ally on. Find yourself what would have been the names of movies if they were to be released by the giant Microsoft.  Munna Bhai MCSE Kal MSN Ho Na Ho  Love in mIRC  Tere Nick  ID Mil Gaya  Chat To Kero  Ek Programmer Thi  Yeh Hack Horaha Hai  Hum …

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Impressions

A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the final canvas, the woman’s husband complained, “It isn’t how she really looks.” When asked by the painter how she really looked, the man produced a photograph from his wallet. Returning the photography Pablo observed, “Small, …

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Pirate and Parrot

Pirate and Parrot, oops! again  A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.” The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.” Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”

Waiting for happiness

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ii be more content when they are. After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out …

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