Computer Virus List
Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:
Ellen Degeneres Virus – Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC
Titanic Virus – Makes your whole computer go down
Disney Virus – Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Prozac Virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care
Woody Allen Virus – Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Paris Hilton Virus – Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB
AT&T Virus – Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting
MCI Virus – Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T Virus
Viagra Virus – Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip
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