Life's Crazy Rules… Humor @ Ekendra's Blog

Life’s Crazy Rules

* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

* Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it. Corollary: It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.

* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

 

Living with the Wolf Man

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks.

“Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.

“Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks nicely.

“Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not hungry! I don’t wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?”

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.”

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