Computer Virus List Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer: Ellen Degeneres Virus – Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC Titanic Virus – Makes your whole computer go down Disney Virus – Everything in the computer goes Goofy Prozac Virus – Screws up
Read more →- If you work too hard, you re not spending enough time with her. If you don’t work hard enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. – If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
Read more →Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documentsin their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for thebathroom. Above
Read more →To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam. Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not
Read more →One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of grey hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of
Read more →The noted old blog post from :: Share World Blog of Ekendra ::: Impressions A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the final canvas, the woman’s husband complained, “It isn’t how she really looks.” When asked by the
Read more →A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.” The
Read more →Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones.
Read more →A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, “Where is Jesus
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