I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.
The following are real statements found on insurance claim forms. Drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident succinctly.
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Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
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“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – work, family, health, Friends and spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.
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Here is another nice piece of Thursday Humor, in another form of phrases and this time it is Falling Apart. After reading this piece of humor, don’t say it is a nice poem or something like.
There’s quite an art to falling apart ….
as these years go by.
And life Doesn’t begin at 40 ….
That’s a Big Fat Lie! Read the rest of this entry »
happy-new-year-2010
Greetings to all those human visitors and spiders of this small crazy site (as people say and spiders out number human visitors), harmonic New Year 2010 Greetings from Ekendra’s blog.
In this blog post, I have tried to merge everything about the New Year 2010, ASCII fun arts, funny pictures, New Year SMSes, Silly and Funny resolutions for the new year and whatever I find interesting. Read the rest of this entry »
Hi to all, and New Year greetings to all. Here are 10 New Year’s Resolutions till 2006. We shall update them when we reach 2010, oops which is too near. Here are just funny list emailed to Ekendra’s blog, enjoy yourself. And don’t forget to share your New Year Resolutions.
As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year’s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years’ resolutions and the revised ones for 2006.
Resolution #1
2003: I will try to be a better husband to Lisa.
2004: I will not leave Lisa.
2005: I will try for reconciliation with Lisa.
2006: I will try to be a better husband to Rachel. Read the rest of this entry »
This is another rather exciting piece of Thursday Humor on Ekendra’s blog, love it or hate it but celebrate if you are 40 or about to be.
This is another interesting thursday humor at ekendra’s blog. The Rolling Stones are here for you.
The Rolling Stones circled New York’s sprawling Van Cortlandt Park in a yellow blimp emblazoned with their red tongue trademark, announcing the onset of their upcoming tour, a 40th anniversary extravaganza:
Fun Things To Do At K-Mart (Or Wal-Mart), Part I
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Fun Things To Do At K-Mart (Or Wal-Mart), Part I
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
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